The flatmate

She comes back from her shift at the bakery, makes her way through the living room, opens the doors to the bedroom and I am standing there, speechless. Everything I know disappears and who I am fills up the room, I matter. She stands at the entrance and looks at me in a very specific way, like she’s been searching for me for a long time. She’s breathing slowly but intensely and she makes her way towards me.

“How did it go?” I ask.

“Oh, it was alright but I was upset” she says.

“Why were you upset?”

“Because I was there instead of being here with you” her voice trembles on the tail of the sentence. I kiss her. We undress and I have this clear image of our panties on the floor, dead, useless, never to be put back on again; at least, that’s how it feels like.

Her body is tense, her legs are spread open, her skin is smooth and elastic, dry and perfect; she’s touching herself, and she’s moaning, eyes closed, muscles tight around my fingers. Her voice gets louder, I am lost in the moment, I can’t stop watching her, she’s perfect.

At the moment of climax her voice is filling the room and I hear someone else shouting something behind the doors we left ajar. I feel like I’m hallucinating.

“Everything alright in there?” the stranger voice asks and a face shows at the door. It’s A’s flatmate and I have a big question mark in my brain as I am automatically covering mine and A’s bodies with a sheet: WHAT THE FUCK?

“Oh my god I am so sorry so sorry so so so sorry” the flatmate is screaming as she’s running away, “My cousin suffers from epilepsy and it sounded like someone was having an attack! I am so sorry!!!”

Now, that’s a strange thing to say to someone who just had an orgasm and you were not invited.

A and I look at each other and burst into laughter.

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That evening we are in the kitchen, making dinner. The flatmate walks in, we all look at each other in silence, embarrassed.

“I am so sorry for today! I would never walk onto someone having sex... unless I’m invited”.

Me and A exchange a quick glance, I am really struggling to stay serious now.

“As I said, I just know someone who sounds exactly like that before an epileptic attack and I was worried!”

I can’t fucking believe this but then I remember I am in Berlin.

We should have fucked the flatmate too.